Monday, December 27, 2004

wotmania: feed your wheel of time addiction

wotmania: feed your wheel of time addiction: "
I noticed you're not wearing any GALOSHES.
Luna - 1/15/2003 9:11:39 PM

Something I found that I thought was funny . . .

1: Hi.
2: Hello.
1: Are you waiting for the bus?
2: Uh, yes I am, actually.
1: Hm.
1: I noticed you're not wearing any GALOSHES.
2: Uh, no I'm not...it's uh...it's sunny out...uh...no need for galoshes.
1: I'M wearing galoshes.
2: Hm.
1: GALOSHES.
2: Uh huh.
1: Did'ja read the paper today?
2: Uh, no, I haven't had a chance.
1: Did you read the thing about the ESKIMOS?
2: No.
1: Well the article was saying that the eskimos will eat the FAT from the whale.
2: Oh, yeah.
1: Do you know what that's called?
2: Uh, no, uh, I don't.
1: BLUBBER.
2: Oh, right.
1: BLUBBER.
2: Yeah, blubber.
1: That's what it's called.
2: Uh huh.
1: BLUBBER.
2: Right.
1: The Eskimos eat the BLUBBER.
2: Uh huh.
1: And the BLUBBER will come from different kinds of whales, you know?
2: Oh, yeah.
1: Sometimes it will come from a BALOOGAH whale.
2: Uh huh.
1: BALOOGAH!
2: Right, yeah.
1: Heh heh. They don't wear galoshes.
2: Who the, the whales?
1: NOOOOOOO. The ESKIMOS.
2: Oh no. That's right, they don't.
1: They wear MUKLUKS!
2: Uh huh.
1: MUKLUKS!
2: That's right; mukluks.
1: MAAAAAAAKLAAAAAAAAKKKKKSSS.
2: Yeah...mukluks.
1: Say it again.
2: Mukluks.
1: Say it LOUDER.
2: MUK--LUKS!
1: Um hmm...good eh?
2: Yeah, it is a good one...I didn't want to say it but uhh....I like it...
1: Say say say GALOSHES.
2: Galoshes.
1: Heh heh...it's good, eh?
2: Yeah, it's good.
1: Galoshes!
2: Galoshes!
1: Balooooooooogah!
2: Baloogah.
1: Blubber blubber blubber blubber...
2: Blubber MUKLUK!
1: Blubber...BALOOGAH!

3: Uh, excuse me.
2: Ahem.
3: Sorry, um....I didn't mean to interrupt whatever it was you were doing there...
2: Oh nah...it's OK!
3: Uh, ok. I just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops?
2: Uh yeah, ah...it should be here any minute actual"

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